Yesterday I met Patrick stump and my mum pulled him over and told him she wanted to mother and adopt him
And he turned to me and said “would you mind having me as a little brother?”little brother
I think patrick forgets that he is a grown man sometimes
i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"