Snapchat: dutchstep

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

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sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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