hi i'm hannah

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

hurleyquinn:

falloutboy2013:

Yesterday I met Patrick stump and my mum pulled him over and told him she wanted to mother and adopt him

And he turned to me and said “would you mind having me as a little brother?”

little brother

I think patrick forgets that he is a grown man sometimes

alt-j:

i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

turklet:

i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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